May 2013
Soooo I have some great news.
My granddad called me a few minutes ago. He went to he doctor this morning and they told him that he is cancer free :’))))
75 children were in one of the elementary schools...
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honey3ee replied to your post: Gets dressed to go to the gym Turns on porn Takes…
<3 this!
Hahaha I did go to the gym though :P
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Gets dressed to go to the gym
Turns on porn
Takes clothes back off.
My life is so hard.
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dayzofapryl replied to your post: I’m feeling very jittery and shaky and weak.
Low blood sugar?
I think that’s what it was. I ate some sweet stuff and I felt better. :D
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Watermelon and lemon rind preserves + crackers = yummy goodness :3
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I’m feeling very jittery and shaky and weak.
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put some numbers in my ask
1: let's have sex
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vernicqs replied to your photo: I haven’t slept yet.
hi, I missed your face :3
Hiiiii! :)
I missed you tooooo! :3
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punkcubspornrepository replied to your post: My blood tastes like pennies
The pope tastes Catholic. (why are you bleeding though STOP D:)
Hahaha!
I had a spot and I picked lol
My blood tastes like pennies
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thirstingaintdead:
I can’t wait until I can adopt some white children. I’ll name them Rashaad and Shanice. I can’t wait to take them out in public and relish in the questioning stares. I’ll be sure to tell everyone how I was able to rescue them from the perils of bland food and a lack of washrags. I’ll do their hair in traditional mullets. Ugh. It’ll be great.
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I talked to my granddad. He was retaining a lot of fluid a week or so ago. Almost two weeks now.
The doctors put him on a diuretic without realizing or checking to notice that he was already on one. He got really dehydrated Wednesday and my dad called me that night and told me to come home that he wasn’t doing well. I played it by ear and my mom went by his house the next morning and he was...
I have to go have another ultrasound done on my kidneys :/
I’m so tired of them doing those things and “not finding anything.”
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Driving with my friend..
Me: They're making progress on that Steak and Shake. I should apply for a job there.
Him: I don't think you want to work.
Me: What?
Him: I think you actually don't want to have a job.
Me: Why do you say that?
Him: You always talk about putting in applications, but...
Me: Do you know how many applications I have put in!?
Him: Do you call back?
Me: Yes! I'm not stupid. I've called whatcha call it 3 times.
Him: *silence*
If I’m in a bad mood because of you, don’t fucking tell me that I “need to take [my] meds.”
“It would not be tolerated to portray black-faced, kinky-haired cartoon...”
– Ellis McDowell-Loudan (via nativnuance)
How about we DON’T FUCKING COMPARE Blackface to Redface?? That would be nice.
Fuck off with this shit. Just as many idiots don’t see anything wrong with Blackface. Your point is shitty and anti-Black.
I’ve resorted to smoking in my bathroom so my neighbor doesn’t know I’m still awake.
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mermeanie replied to your post: My neighbor is dirty texting me again :/ Not the…
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Hahaha yeah. Last time he was over he saw my dildo (which means he had to move back my shower curtain because it was in the shower >.>) and he just texted me a bit ago, “I want a dildo haha we could have some fun haha!”
-___-
My neighbor is dirty texting me again :/
Not the new one of course. The other one. We just spent the last 2 hours sitting outside talking and he was drinking and toking up. So I’m not surprised he’s texting me because he always does when he smokes or drinks.
Blah.
Blahhh.
melanist:
what do you think sleeping at night is like?
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My chest is so sore from my workout yesterday. It’s the best feeling ever.
Watching sad gay romantic dramas probably isn’t the best thing for me to be doing on my Friday night.
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gabbiegabstoomuch replied to your post: i hope you dont mind that im going to masturbate…
That’s awkward as fuck
Hahaha not the first time it’s happened lmao!
Anonymous asked: i hope you dont mind that im going to masturbate to your pictures
I have a new neighbor.
I didn’t even know my others were moving…
“You have the perfect skin for a lampshade.”
– The weirdest sentence ever said to me. By of course…my brother.
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baapi-makwa replied to your photo: If I lean and hold my body this way it looks like…
I am glad tumblr can’t tell you how long a person stares at your pic after you post it or you might start thinking I am really creepy.
Hahaha omg that’s the greatest!! xD
thegoddamazon:
stylinsmut:
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
Crying.
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therewaslovehere replied to your photo: The ONLY good thing about this thing is I can…
yes i will lick your eyebrows
Hahaha :) This made my night!
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the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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I think my brain only works 45% of the time.
I have class tomorrow D:
But it’s only one class…at noon.
Then the weekend lolol
