I was sitting outside just now relaxing and I felt something touch my leg and I thought it was like a big bug or something
So I swatted it and I saw something scampering away
I couldn’t tell what it was so I went to look and IT WAS A GIANT MOTHERFUCKING RAT
And ugh it was cute
BUT IT WAS A RAT OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT AND IT TRIED TO CRAWL ON ME
I kinda wonder if it’s someone’s pet, but I doubt it because my neighbors are nasty as fuck. Well some of them.